Monday, September 13, 2004

"Little Black Helicopters" State Of Mind

Today on the Rush Limbaugh Show, Rush announced that he has hired on with the Bush/Cheney '04 campaign as an unpaid adviser (ala James Carville and Paul Begala). Having just come out of the thrilling forgerygate weekend in the blogosphere, I began to have some Oliver Stonian ruminations. I quickly e-mailed my felicitations to Mr. Limbaugh:

To: Rush Limbaugh
From: Bohemian Conservative
Re: Congrats on new post!

Hey Rush,

Congratulations on the opening salvo in your new position as an unpaid adviser to the Bush/Cheney '04 campaign. What a great idea: put out some fake memos that not only take attention off the actual Guard service canard but also prove that the MSM outlets are acting as
hitmen for the DNC. Just brilliant! You have established the fact (once again) that a charter member of the elite media will bypass the appropriate rigor in thoroughly vetting a story just so that they can cause harm to an "R". This is yet another item to add to the mounting list of evidence of liberal media bias. And on a personal note, you were able to make a fool out of a network and its representative "icon" who have spent years trying to marginalize you. Not bad, not bad at all! I guess this is the start of EIA (Excellence In Advising).